According to the BBC, there has been a mutation in some strains of the swine flu virus which causes the affected person, once dead, to reanimate some hours later and behave in a violent manner.
Here's my favorite part of the article, listed under the "Symptoms: What to Do" section:
"If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others."
Jesus, isn't the swine flu scary enough? Now we have to worry about motherfuckin' ZOMBIES??!!
So keep those hands washed, kids. And a sharp stake around too, just in case... remember to aim for the head. These are things I've learned from all the zombie movies I've watched.
Full story here.
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